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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}

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